Hey Internet,
This is a blog that will be used only once for 15 minutes in Anne Ravana's class at UMaine. I am writing to take up time in class and to appear as if I am doing something. I wonder if I will delete this after or just keep it because it's hilariously not a good idea. Perhaps this thing will inspire someone in the class to start a blog, but not me. I already have one, not to mention enough other crap on my plate right now.
The odds of anyone reading this are slim to none. I will never look at this after I leave this class. The internet is a jumbled up mass of assholes all trying to be heard. Kind of like a high school student government meeting, only there are billions of people. To get big on the internet takes three things, dedication, determination and dictation. Nah, I'm just kidding. Anyone can make it on the internet, just flash your cooter at a camera and someone will rub their hands greedily awaiting more.
